I'm on a Boat - Unisex Hoodie oregon Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities"

Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure

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a red splatter burst contains a vintage cartoon boy in a baseball cap holding a bat beside a pennant reading "KAZOOS

Flowing gold script text reads "Biff's" above bold gold uppercase sans-serif lettering reading "AUTOMOTIVE DETAILING

and nobody alive can prove it wasn't perfect

I'm on a Boat - Unisex Hoodie oregon Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities"Declaring your exact location on your chest with lowercase punctuation is the energy of a man who peaked emotionally on a rented pontoon in 2009. That period at the end carries more closure than most therapists provide in a decade. The Details: Distressed white lowercase bubble text reads "i'm on a boat." with a period. A rectangular graphic illustration of a cyan and blue water surface with dark outlined ripples and wave patterns sits below the text.